The Commodore gives final instructions to Brothers Daga and Otto before their mission against the Terran Empire. The Empire, known for its cruelty and decadence, has long been a vicious enemy of the Casual. This latest strike carries us one step closer to our holy Destination, the destruction of the evil Empire and the establishment of our moral and sacred dominion.
As you should be aware, the IBS Relax detonated her warp core to shatter the assault fleet of the Bajoran Protectorate. The survivors of the Relax insisted that there was only one commodore and that was The Commodore. Captain MacLaren was promoted to Vice-Commodore to assist the Commodore in his administrative duties.
The winners of our "Favorite Bible Character Contest" show off their costumes. The contest was judged by The Commodore who awarded the finalists genuine faux-ruby blood drops to replace the enameled ones on their com-badges. The drops represent the blood or our Savior being shed from the Holy Grail in order to save us all.
Third place: Sister Wanda was nearly disqualified for violating morality strictures concerning exposed skin, but The Commodore ruled that her portrayal of Delilah was historically correct.
Second place: Adept Cher went the extra mile and conceived a son with her husband, Cleansing Flame XO Lt. Franco, to complete her tribute to our Lord's sacred mother.
First place: Brother Falcon spent 3 months of replicator rations to acquire enough Antirian sun mollusk fiber to hake his robe glow with our Savior's holy aura.