Capt. Von Matic's habit of oversleeping led to an interesting first day on the job. The crew were treated to CMO Darvis' announcement of the captain's tardy behavior, and the above photo was taken an hour later. The indiscriminate release of Barbies and Dagar's "Hand of Joy" resulted in the inadvertent destruction of the newly-remodeled Bajoran homeworld by a distracted Ensign manning the guns. Sorry, guys!
When Capt. Von Matic finally showed up (with the same lame note from his mother), he realized the situation with the Dispensary had become critical: nearly one-half the crew had yet to receive their morning alcohol allotment. Responding to this condition, he ordered Jeffries Tube Cleaner Tepic to disperse Everclear via the ventilation shafts, and the CMO to "shift it" down to Medical. The Observer awards the "Nyah-nyah Award" to Capt. Von Matic for not being able to keep up with the simple task that captaincy requires.
LT CMDR Dagar does his "Go Dagar---it's your Birthday" shuffle to celebrate the newly-outfitted Battle Bar. Complete with disco lights and the Commodores' "Badass Guy in Charge" chair, the Battle Bar stands ready for action should the main Bridge become untenable due to torpedo bombardment, blinky lights not blinking, or the arrival of EADS Lunk after he's tied one on.
A note from the Commodores: anyone caught upchucking in the Battle Bar without the express permission (and participation ) of the Senior Staff will be hit with "Lack of Slack" charges and forced sobriety. Those wishing to book the Battle Bar for tactical practice are encouraged to leave a posty-note where someone who looks like they're in charge might find it, maybe